You Know You Have a Problem When...

...your younger brother asks you to help with a science video, and your response is, "You're ruining my Pokemon experience" just because you are watching, finally, the Pokemon Origins English sub videos on YouTube.

Almost as bad as when your mom is making dinner and the only reason you quit playing Pokemon X is that your 3DS's battery is on red. And you're 27.

And these both happened within the last 24 hours.

I need to get into grad school soooo bad.

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Okay, folks, normally I don't do this because I respect other people's beliefs whether they are political or religious because everyone has the right to think how they want.

But...

Why is it that every time I visit a page that is primarily fueled by sentiments against the president all I see and read is either racist bulls**t and/or just plain misinformation? I mean, fine, dislike his policies. Goodness knows I didn't agree with much of what Pres. GW Bush did. But I never called him Hitler or said much of the crud that, from what I have observed, mostly white folks say about Pres. Obama.

So fine. If you don't like Obama's policies, cool. I can totally respect that, and we can have an honest and open debate about the future of our country. But if you say dumb s*** that is so thinly veiled as racism or simply plain stupidity just because a black man is in the White House, fuck you. And yes, I didn't censor that on purpose.

Yes, FUCK YOU, you racist assholes hiding behind free speech and dissent who know crap about what the president has actually done and has failed to do because Congress has blocked him at almost everything he has tried. Does he have his own failures? Most definitely. You can call them out all you want, and I won't argue because I am not a blockheaded sheep. I would still rather have Pres. Obama than any of the other massive failures the GOP has put out recently. Considering he won twice and by huge margins each time, I would venture that the majority of America agrees with me. (And don't even get me started on "voter fraud").

Change sure sucks, doesn't it? But guess what? That's exactly the nature of culture. So for all of those sad, sad white people lamenting the loss of the country they never truly owned (after stealing it from the natives and all), too bad, so sad, get over it.

Most of the rest of us have. You stupid assholes.

Pokemon X Team

Thus far, at almost eight hours into the game and with only one badge so far though I have reached the next gym, this is my team:

Froakie (female, level 23) (water)
     water pulse
     round
     bubble
     quick attack

Pikachu (female, level 22) (electric)
     thunder wave
     thundershock
     quick attack
     electro ball

Charmander (male, level 23) (fire)
     scratch
     dragon rage
     ember
     smokescreen

Pancham (female, level 20) (fighting)
     slash
     karate chop
     arm thrust
     work up

 Fletchling (male, level 24) (normal/flying)
     roost
     agility
     flail
     peck

Tyrunt (male, level 21) (rock/dragon)
     bide
     stealth rock
     bite
     charm

I just turned my jaw fossil into Tyrunt aka REX, but I like his moves, stats, and types so I switched him into rotation and took Torchic (male, level 25) out. I didn't need two fire types at this point, and he was growing too fast and outclassing the others big time since he was a gift from Nintendo.

So yeah. Not that anyone cares, but I want to record my journey this time around.

Comment Win XIII

 From this video.

Most 90s kids will remember using AOL and waiting painfully for it to connect to the local number. Good times.

Until someone picked up the phone.

GOODBYE

GS Distress Timeline (Minor Spoilers)

1943 Marcellus Hakubi, Minerva Sakaki, Samuel Oak, Robin Melia, Devon Ketchum born

1954 Miyamoto born

1959 Samuel enters Celadon University early

1962 Samuel obtains undergrad degree; begins graduate studies

         Marcellus Hakubi transfers from uni in Sinnoh to Celadon

         Minerva starts there as well

         Sam, Marcellus, Robin, and Minerva become friends

1964 Marcellus and Minerva marry

         Giovanni Sakaki-Hakubi born

1965 Marcellus graduates while Minerva drops out; they start a
         business

         Sam and Robin marry

         Devon Ketchum returns to Pallet and marries Melia

1966 Reed Oak born

         Delia Ketchum

1967 Marcellus leaves his family and returns to Sinnoh

         Minerva takes on alias of Madame Boss and founds Team
         Rocket

         Samuel becomes a doctor in his field

1971 Miyamoto joins Team Rocket

1975 Jessie born to Miyamoto, James to wealthy family

1980 Mewtwo project begins as quest for Mew; GS Ball commissioned

         Liz's father, part of TR, meets her mother

1981 Miyamoto goes missing; Jessie is put into foster care

1982 Delia begins studying under Professor Oak

         Brock Slate, Tracey Sketchit born

1984 While doing research, Delia meets Giovanni, joins Team Rocket

         Liz's father quits

1985 Liz born; her mother dies shortly after

         Gio and Delia become engaged; shes leaves him and returns to
         Pallet

         Madame Boss retires, leaving TR to her son, who becomes
         Viridian's gym leader

1986 Misty born; Gary Oak born (April)

         Ash Ketchum born (May 22)

1987 Robin Oak dies, leaving Sam in a depression; his lab suffers

1990 Liz's father murdered to frame Giovanni; MB steps in to prevent
         this and arranges for Liz to be raised by Johto family

         Daisy, Violet, Lily, and Misty's parents die in accident in Sinnoh

1993 Jessie and James join TR, meet Meowth

1996 Tracey leaves home to become a watcher

         Brock becomes the Pewter gym leader when his mom leaves
         and his dad becomes a hobo

         Misty obtains her trainer's license but doesn't leave home yet

1997 Ash, Gary, and two other trainers from Pallet receive their
         licenses, leave Pallet

         Ash meets Pikachu, Misty, Team Rocket, and Brock (April)

1998 Ash earns his final badge (April)

         Ash comes in the Top 16 at the Indigo Conference (June)

         Ash, Misty, and Brock leaves for the Orange Islands; Brock
         stays with Prof. Ivy

         Ash and Misty meet Tracey and Lapras

         Ash becomes the Orange League Champion (October)

         Ash, Misty, and Tracey return to Pallet with the GS Ball

         GSD events occur

1999 Gary competes in Johto at the Silver Conference, quits training
         to do research (June)

         Misty's sisters leave on a cruise; she becomes gym leader

2000 The sisters return, but only Daisy helps out around the gym

         Tracey and Daisy begin dating

         Max Sakaki and Abby of TR begin a journey in Johto

2001 Brock decides to pursue a career in Pokemon medicine

         Max, using an alias, competes in the Silver Conference (June)

2002 Max competes in Hoenn at the Ever Grande Conference;
         recalled to TR base for more training (June)

         Cerulean Gym obtains distinction as top-rated gym in Kanto

2003 Gary stays in Cerulean while he investigates declining number
         of water Pokemon off of the cape; he and Misty fight but
         form a strange friendship; he leaves for Sinnoh

2004 Neo comes to Madame Boss and they hatch a plan (January)

         GSD II events occur (April)

         Marcellus and Giovanni decide to work out father/son
         relationship

         Gio and Delia decide to work on their relationship

         Ash refuses Gio's tries but forgives his mother, begins seeing a
         doctor for his split mental personalities

         Ash finds out that his league record as Max is under review

         Tracey begins seeing Zoe

(next 3 months...)

         Ash reconnects with his old Pokemon and gets closer to Misty,
         who stays in Pallet

         Gary leaves for Sinnoh

         Ash trains often and hard

         Ash's record is cleared, and his achievements stand (July)

         Ash, Misty, Tracey, and Zoe leave for Sinnoh

         LIH series occurs